so here we have the introduction to my latest pride and joy :)

though one should note that in the midst of this crazed, obsessive and melodramatic period, I might either a) utilizing my hastily scribbled will (elaine booked the blue chayo bear) or b) actually, factually trip into my ever so famous state of self-pity and fill my poor posts with unsavory rambling such as now... *tilts head and puts on an amused expression at the contradiction of this entire passage.

ok. so I have not yet finished hamlet and polonius has already had an adverse effect on me *cringes, his proliferate lines in which he so deludedly exclaims "I will be brief" caused my brain synapses to work overtime and yet-- have I fallen to his level? *looks at the statement above with wide eyes...

thank goodness people have trouble understanding me. it allows my head to rest while my silly head spouts nonsense which can offend no listener.
although it rpoves inconvenient when I do try to get a point across- humanity and its weakness for communication.